China has “AMAZING”.
UK got Spellbound.
Amanda Bynes: “I didn’t think it was humanly possible.”
Philippines got Agdao District Socio Cultural Ensemble and a BONUS Performance by John Rey and Anthony.
AiAi: “Deathtifying”
Billy Crawford: “I’ve never ever seen a move like that in my life!”
Presidential candidate Gilbert “Gibo” Teodoro, is very particular and strict about grammar, punctuation, and spelling. If there’s something or someone who will irritate Mr. Cool, that would be Jejemon.
What is Jejemon?
1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.
CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!
2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing “jejejejeje” in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.
3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
I love this poem by Michael Jackson (released on his CD – “This Is It” ) called Planet Earth. Enjoy!
Planet Earth, my home, my place
A capricious anomaly in the sea of space
Volcanologists fear that the eruption of Eyjafjallajökull in Iceland might be followed by Katla, one of Earth’s super volcano.
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