Category: Equations
GQ’s “The Biggest Little Man in the World” article asks:
What do you get when you cross Muhammad Ali, Sly Stallone, Vaclav Havel, Michael Vick, Che Guevara, & Clay Aiken?
American boxer Muhammad Ali
Actor Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone
Czech Republic President Vaclav Havel
Argentine Guerrilla Leader Che Guevara
Happy Clay Aiken
Manny Pacquiao
HUH?
How did a gay guy land on the equation? This is bothering since Manny Pacquiao is one of the epitome of a 100% straight guy. The Gay Community will not even accept him. If he is gay, there would be a social crisis on the essence of being a happy person. Most homosexual men will come back to heterosexuality. There would be no more reason to be one. The Queer Geist will be lost!
Moreover, the article says:
Manny Pacquiao is the most beautifully strange human being to befall boxing, and perhaps even all of sport, in a generation.
WOW! In the category of strange human beings, Pacquiao is the most beautiful.
The world is always mesmerized by what is the “beyond”, the “without standards” and the “norm-free”. At present, we have Lady Gaga rocking all our criteria and aesthetics. It is theorized that this queer phenomenon / gaygoddessness disorder has its origin in birds, not apes.
Lady Gaga
Cher – Lady Gaga’s Mom
Queen Elizabeth I – Lady Gaga’s Granny
Philippine Politics is all about popularity. If you are not a celebrity yourself like Joseph Estrada, at least you have to look like one.
Manny Villar
Babalu
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Richard Gordon
Sneezy of the 7 Dwarves
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Eddie Villanueva
Nora Aunor
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Jamby Madrigal
Andal Ampatuan
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Noy Noy Aquino
Sometimes, ugliness is a fad. At least, we can laugh about it; but surely, we were a bit disturbed the first time we saw them on TV.
Matutina
Chocolait
Mike Enriquez
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Dolla Ann Carbahal
IC Mendoza
Vice Ganda
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Ricky Reyes
Wilma Galvante
Joey Deleon
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Joel Cruz
Langka
Jobert Sucaldito
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Kokey
Boy Abunda
By the way, is Kalayan still on business? Bello surely knows how to pick endorsers.
Finally, Pinoy Big Brother (and whatever useless and pathetic gimmicks it has) is finally over. Big Brother playing God (with senseless whims and prejudiced perspective) and his three archangels (in glittering gowns for no formal reason) are simply annoying. Here, we shall see his “exemplars” for his creature-subjects.
Wally (Eat Bulaga)
Will Devaughn
Tibo (Steve Jumalon)
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Spencer Reyes (Streetboys)
Bruce Quebral
Johan (Johan Morielle Santos)
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Robin Padilla
Rene Requiestas
Jason Veron Francisco
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Yul Servo
Sam Milby
Paul Jake Castillo
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Melai (Melisa Cantiveros)
Eowyn (The Lord of the Rings)
Derek Ramsey and Angelica Panganiban are the hottest celebrity couple in Philippine today. Even local celebrities desire them! Their features are combination of equally gorgeous and sexy celebrities here and abroad.
Oyo Boy Sotto
Will Devaughn
Derek Ramsey
Maria Ozawa
Elisha Cuthbert
Angelica Panganiban
People’s Champ Manny Pacquiao seems to prefer women who looks like Aling Dionisia – his mom and his first love. While a mother will never describe her children as ugly creatures, the same is true with the reverse – a child will never picture her mother as ugly. In fact for a child, a mother’s face is the most beautiful and it becomes a standard. Love, in whatever form, is blind.
Dionisia Pacquiao
Bea Alonzo
Jinkee Pacquiao
ABS-CBN has always presented better telanovelas than any other local network because it has the real talents. GMA, on the other hand, focuses on good-looking wanna be actors who should be in modeling industry. The former network, I feel, has taken it to the next level by casting actors who are combination of some famous local celebrities in their new telanovela – Agua Bendita starring Andi Eigenmann and Matteo Guidicelli.
Angel Locsin
Marian Rivera
Andi Eigenmann
