Tag Archive: 2010 Elections


Gibo: the Anti-Jejemon

Presidential candidate Gilbert “Gibo” Teodoro, is very particular and strict about grammar, punctuation, and spelling.  If there’s something or someone who will irritate Mr. Cool, that would be Jejemon.

What is Jejemon?

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing “jejejejeje” in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.

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Cogito Ergo Sum Gibo

This poster simply has a space in my blog.  This is genius! Finally, we have something that appeals to reason… well, sort of! LOL.  I love philosophy and I am reminded of Rene Descartes – the Father of Modern Philosophy.

I am simply tired of lines that appeals to pity  and destructive criticisms.  I admire Gibo because he is straight, rational and does not throw negative criticisms.  He is positive, focused and smart.

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This entry is based from the Seminar on Technology and Law by Atty.  Enrique V. dela Cruz, Jr. who in turn based his lecture from his observations on various election tests held.

1.)  CLUSTERED PRECINCTS. This term means a composition of two or more established precincts.  In May, the original 320,415 Established Precincts will be reduced to 73,000 Clustered Precincts.  An Established Precinct has 200 voters while in a Clustered Precinct in May, there will be 1000 voters.  Thus, 5 Established Precincts equals 1 Clustered Precinct.

Prediction: Some may not be able to vote.  A voter must vote for a maximum of 6 minutes only.  This figure came from the following: 9.5 hours multiplied by 60 minutes and a maximum of 10 voters at a time inside the clustered precincts/classroom.    The voting period is 7:00 am to 6:00 pm.  6 minutes is not a reasonable time even for a sharp and well-informed voter.  More, Filipinos tend to show up on the “last minute”.

2.) PCOS (Precinct Count Optical Scanner).  COMELEC purchased only  82,200 PCOS  Machine for the 73,000 Clustered Precincts making the difference as spares.

Prediction: Failure of Election is a possibility since there is no replacement for every machine.

3.) UNIQUE AND ULTRA-SENSITIVE BALLOTS. The long ballots with letters the font size of which is 11 should not be folded or smudged because the PCOS  will invalidate it.  If invalidated, the votes will not be counted.  The ballot is also unique for every voter and there is no replacement.  Consider the very small armchairs in public schools and the indelible ink on the hand of the Teacher / Election Inspector.  There will always be a tendency for the ballot to be folded or smudged.  Also, there will be no secrecy of ballots.

Prediction: Educated Voters win! This good news for Gibo and Gordon.  Bad news for Villar and Erap.

4.) 3 DAYS PRE-ELECTION “WATCHING” PERIOD. 3 days before Election Day, the machines shall be sealed in the presence of the watchers without any connection to transmission links.  The public shall be allowed to secure the polling places where the counting machines are kept and the only time that the counting machines shall be opened again is on election day in the presence of the same watchers.

Prediction: Additional 3 Days of Possible Terrorism increasing the chances of a Failure of Election.

5.) GROCERY-RECEIPT-LIKE ELECTION RETURNS. Aside from the appearance, the print also fades in 7 days.

Prediction: Election Protests Fail! Only the Receipt-like ERs are digitally signed.  Scanning or photocopying it will not help.

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Protected: Homer and Teletubbies : Noynoy and Sisters

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Top Political Ads of 2010

Fifth Place: Gibo’s “Sulong” and it’s copyright infringement of Rico Blanco’s Song ‘Posible’.  Who would have thought that this Harvard Law fellow overlooked this legal matter.

Fourth Place: Gordon’s “Silent Night” and it’s release AFTER Christmas.  The gestures were definitely noble but the timing was simply … nostalgic. LOL

Third Place: Manny Villar’s “Nakatulog ka na ba sa dagat ng basura xxx”.  This is my favorite so far!

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Mar vs. Loren

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Bayani vs. Binay

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