GQ’s Equation on Pacquiao

GQ’s “The Biggest Little Man in the World” article asks:

What do you get when you cross Muhammad Ali, Sly Stallone, Vaclav Havel, Michael Vick, Che Guevara, & Clay Aiken?

American boxer Muhammad Ali

Actor Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone

Czech Republic President Vaclav Havel

Argentine Guerrilla Leader Che Guevara

Happy Clay Aiken

Manny Pacquiao

HUH?

How did a gay guy land on the equation?  This is bothering since Manny Pacquiao is one of the epitome of a 100% straight guy.  The Gay Community will not even accept him.  If he is gay, there would be a social crisis on the essence of being a happy person.  Most homosexual men will come back to heterosexuality.  There would be no more reason to be one.  The Queer Geist will be lost!

Moreover, the article says:

Manny Pacquiao is the most beautifully strange human being to befall boxing, and perhaps even all of sport, in a generation.

WOW!  In the category of strange human beings, Pacquiao is the most beautiful.

Technical Phsyche Out

I am not a Pacquiao fan, or of boxing, but I see that this poster is unfair. Is this an ad for ROASTED chickens? Manny Pacquiao’s complexion was edited to look like Clottey’s. If this picture was evenly darkened, we would be looking for Clottey in this poster.

The objectively not-so-good-looking Pacquiao shines when he is with Clottey.

Because of this, for the first time, I think Pacquiao should win! He must!

First Love Never Dies

People’s Champ Manny Pacquiao seems to prefer women who looks like Aling Dionisia – his mom and his first love.  While a mother will never describe her children as ugly creatures, the same is true with the reverse – a child will never picture her mother as ugly.  In fact for a child, a mother’s face is the most beautiful and it becomes a standard.  Love, in whatever form,  is blind.

Dionisia Pacquiao

Bea Alonzo

Jinkee Pacquiao