Tag Archive: Noynoy Aquino
Fifth Place: Gibo’s “Sulong” and it’s copyright infringement of Rico Blanco’s Song ‘Posible’. Who would have thought that this Harvard Law fellow overlooked this legal matter.
Fourth Place: Gordon’s “Silent Night” and it’s release AFTER Christmas. The gestures were definitely noble but the timing was simply … nostalgic. LOL
Third Place: Manny Villar’s “Nakatulog ka na ba sa dagat ng basura xxx”. This is my favorite so far!
Pragmatism concerns itself with practicality on what is at hand. The question to ask when one wants to be ‘pragmatic’ is “What will work out”?
What do Filipino voters really have at the moment?
- Just ONE Vote – a single political right to be used only once on one candidate.
- MANY Politicians.
- SURVEYS – a way to know who are the losing candidates.
Thus, having these elements at hand, a PRAGMATIC VOTER is one who narrows his choices to the winnable candidates. This is because having other candidates in his / her list would just be a waste of energy. He / She even feels that these losing candidates should withdraw. He votes for the winning candidate because he / she does want to feel bad voting for a sure-loser candidate. He / She considers his vote as a precious investment that if the candidate he / she chose should win, a sense of happiness is achieved.
Losing candidates always claim that surveys are not true – this, I think, is a mark of the start of someone’s downfall and uselessness. How do we know that surveys are true? The leading candidate has no money to buy his ratings.
He / She considers a candidate’s CHANCE of winning.
Philippine Politics is all about popularity. If you are not a celebrity yourself like Joseph Estrada, at least you have to look like one.
Manny Villar
Babalu
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Richard Gordon
Sneezy of the 7 Dwarves
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Eddie Villanueva
Nora Aunor
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Jamby Madrigal
Andal Ampatuan
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Noy Noy Aquino
The past century showed us that a good-looking head tends to lead its body well.
The United States of America had Bill Clinton whose administration was peaceful. He was in fact ‘forgiven’ for his sex scandals because the economy of the United States of America was doing great. The best part of it is that Hillary chose to stand by his side and did not let Monica have Bill.
The Roman Catholic Church had Karol Wojtyla a.k.a. Pope John Paul II whose reign was one of the most ‘inspired’ in history. He is the most loved pope of all time because of his charisma (brought about by his good looks).
The Kingdom of Monaco had Princess Grace Kelly who put Monaco on the world map. Even the World Bank was inspired to lent some billion of dollars to establish Monaco as a ‘Resort Capital’ of the World.
The opposite, of course, happened to Germany, whose leader was too insecure with the good-looking Jews.
Thus, it is also imperative for the Philippines to have a President with good genes for inspiration and progress.
Here are the top 3. You may vote any of them.
Gibo for being handsome and intelligent.
Manny for being cute and rich.
Dick for good-looking and Subic.
Here are the bottom 3. You should not vote for them at all.
Noynoy the No Hair Presidentiable. How can he fix the problems of the Philippines when he cannot even fix his hair? ‘Hair Ipsa Loquitor’.
Note: ZERO authorship of laws in his entire stay in Congress (Lower House and Senate)
Eddie the sacrilegious prophet. Damn! I just hate the way he uses sacred names and stuff for his candidacy.
Erap the Ex convict – Plunderer. No further comment.
Here is the special category for confused genes. They should be declared as nuisance because of their misleading COC’s and COMELEC did not even call them “immoral”.
