Tag Archive: Noynoy
The past century showed us that a good-looking head tends to lead its body well.
The United States of America had Bill Clinton whose administration was peaceful. He was in fact ‘forgiven’ for his sex scandals because the economy of the United States of America was doing great. The best part of it is that Hillary chose to stand by his side and did not let Monica have Bill.
The Roman Catholic Church had Karol Wojtyla a.k.a. Pope John Paul II whose reign was one of the most ‘inspired’ in history. He is the most loved pope of all time because of his charisma (brought about by his good looks).
The Kingdom of Monaco had Princess Grace Kelly who put Monaco on the world map. Even the World Bank was inspired to lent some billion of dollars to establish Monaco as a ‘Resort Capital’ of the World.
The opposite, of course, happened to Germany, whose leader was too insecure with the good-looking Jews.
Thus, it is also imperative for the Philippines to have a President with good genes for inspiration and progress.
Here are the top 3. You may vote any of them.
Gibo for being handsome and intelligent.
Manny for being cute and rich.
Dick for good-looking and Subic.
Here are the bottom 3. You should not vote for them at all.
Noynoy the No Hair Presidentiable. How can he fix the problems of the Philippines when he cannot even fix his hair? ‘Hair Ipsa Loquitor’.
Note: ZERO authorship of laws in his entire stay in Congress (Lower House and Senate)
Eddie the sacrilegious prophet. Damn! I just hate the way he uses sacred names and stuff for his candidacy.
Erap the Ex convict – Plunderer. No further comment.
Here is the special category for confused genes. They should be declared as nuisance because of their misleading COC’s and COMELEC did not even call them “immoral”.
